Friday, July 01, 2016

How to escape when eaten by a monster

Grandchild-minding this morning. Made lunch for GrandSon2 and then said, 'Now I have to go and get lunch for Uncle.'
'Does he like cheese and crackers too?'
'Yes, I think he does.'
'Okay. But can we look for monsters first?'

I'd only just had a narrow escape after being eaten by a monster so I thought it best to let sleeping monsters lie.

How to Escape When Eaten by a Monster
Bounce up and down on his tongue.
Punch out his tooth.
Wen he opens his mouth to say, 'Ow!' jump out.

2 comments:

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

Why don't we try the Gruffalo's mouse's approach , first ?

Liz Hinds said...

A good idea, sonata - but I hadn't thought of that before the monster ate me. I shall bear it in mind for the next time.